“Oh, you don’t drink? Good! More for me!”

Not Rum Ham. More like, Yum Ham!

Maybe yours don’t.

First, you didn’t really read what I said and how I said it.

As you get older, one of life’s simple pleasures is learning that everything is a scam.

Don’t forget paint. There’s always something that needs painting. Also, polish your wood cabinets. You’d be surprised how different a room looks with nice shiny wood.

The big thing is Geo-fence. If you work different hours or overtime, you can Geo-fence your thermostat to start a program when you get a certain distance from your house. I do this with my lights, some of the interior lights come on as I pull into the drive. This comes in handy when it gets dark earlier. Also, some…

Also, Champagne for Thanksgiving dinner is an excellent idea.

Amaro=Digestivo

Chicken is less gender specific. LOL

Making eggs. It’s the easiest thing in the world.

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Why mess around.

I loved Xanadu. I worked in a theater when it came out. Also had a crush on Olivia. Towards the end, she comes up on the stage at the roller rink singing and looks right in the camera. I’d always get into the theater just for that part because it seemed like she was singing to me. Did I mention that I had a crush on…

Still beats banging in front of an electric space heater, though.

I always prime my flu by going outside with no jacket and wet hair.

“Buy the best (insert tech device here)”