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Nov 25
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Because a long time ago, when the Pilgrims were having a particular rough go of things, the Indians/Native Americans (whatever) felt sorry for them. So they brought some cooked turkeys, pizza, chips and dip, along with several cases of beer over to the Pilgrim village. The Pilgrims said, “hey, we can’t do this on a Read more

Nov 25
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It’s not a matter of paying people to stay home. Like I said, even if they paid people to stay home, who will make the PPE, stock store shelves, deliver your food, collect the garbage, fill your prescription, drive the buses, put out fires. You see. These people can’t stay home. Myself, I’m an essential worker, we Read more

Nov 24
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When the kids don’t go to school where do they go? They stay home. Who watches the kids? A parent. A parent who, in many cases, has to work to make ends meet. Sometimes, these parents are healthcare workers, first responders, essential workers. Read more

Nov 23
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Oh, man. You never, ever talk to them about it. It could turn into an argument. If someone else calls the cops or landlord, how do tell them it wasn’t you in a way that they’ll believe you. Lastly, if, for some reason, everyone in the apartment turns up dead. You won’t be the last person seen talking/arguing with Read more

Nov 20
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Once you get to know women better, there’s one thing that they always, always complain about. Bras. Once they find a bra that fits just right, they will wear it until it falls apart. That’s why I no longer question their mismatched undergarments. 

Nov 20
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I was being 50% facetious. But, you’re right, heavy equipment operators make very good wages. You usually just have to go through an apprentice program. My neighbor was a pile driver. Made six figures and only worked six months a year.