Be called a Cuck is an insult if nobody has informed you that you are. 

You should, however, hold in a shart. 

Turn on Bloomberg TV, those folks droning on about stocks and global economics puts me out like a sledgehammer.

Will Prosecco do? Please tell me Prosecco will do.

Should have found room for Tombstone.

Chinese masks. They’re pre-infected. Cutting out the middleman.

Well, they are shipping them directly to the cemeteries.

I feel safer already.

I do what I can.

I just throw them in the ocean.

Paint the peanuts tan and leave them outside for the squirrels.

Mix styrofoam with gasoline, makes a great napalm substitute for all you antifa kids out there.

I’ve never met a ten dollar bottle of wine that I didn’t like. But then again, I don’t have a sophisticated palate like some folks.

And clear out your phone.

Hero is a word, very much over used these days.

Lion in Winter should be number one. Not one bad performance. Period.

Captain Blood. 

Reindeer antlers and Rudolf nose.

Nonnis rule.