The most expensive pots and pans in the world will not make you a better cook.
You missed the point totally, asshole.
Because a long time ago, when the Pilgrims were having a particular rough go of things, the Indians/Native Americans (whatever) felt sorry for them. So they brought some cooked turkeys, pizza, chips and dip, along with several cases of beer over to the Pilgrim village. The Pilgrims said, “hey, we can’t do this on a… Read more
It’s not a matter of paying people to stay home. Like I said, even if they paid people to stay home, who will make the PPE, stock store shelves, deliver your food, collect the garbage, fill your prescription, drive the buses, put out fires. You see. These people can’t stay home. Myself, I’m an essential worker, we… Read more
Oh, a little dirt never killed anyone. Think of it as Terroir. Then you can brag about your sophisticated potato palate.
Oh, man. You never, ever talk to them about it. It could turn into an argument. If someone else calls the cops or landlord, how do tell them it wasn’t you in a way that they’ll believe you. Lastly, if, for some reason, everyone in the apartment turns up dead. You won’t be the last person seen talking/arguing with… Read more
Once you get to know women better, there’s one thing that they always, always complain about. Bras. Once they find a bra that fits just right, they will wear it until it falls apart. That’s why I no longer question their mismatched undergarments.
I was being 50% facetious. But, you’re right, heavy equipment operators make very good wages. You usually just have to go through an apprentice program. My neighbor was a pile driver. Made six figures and only worked six months a year.
I like The Takeout, but, alas, apparently I am not worthy enough to post comments there. So I seldom visit anymore.
That’s not what she said.