You need one of these, basin wrench.

“Look around all you like. Just no digging”

It’s a well known fact that a big dick wards off COVID better than any vaccine.

I’m glad someone understood, even though I might not have explained it well. Another advantage is, they help keep you feet on the pedals once you start to get tired,

Look at mountain bike shoes, the SPD is recessed into the lugged sole (kind of like a light hiking shoe) you won’t go click-clack walking in them. Also, clipping into the pedals allows you to pedal “in circles”. A much more efficient way of pedaling instead of “mashing”. I know what people will say about pedaling…

How about a fantastic cask of Amontillado?

Don’t forget, spend some of that money, too. Don’t be that old fart driving the Corvette.

“I don’t know. What do you think?”

Restaurant supply stores rock. Take extra money if you go to one because you’ll see a lot of cool stuff.

If you like home entertainment, you absolutely need a sub-woofer.

If you like home entertainment, you absolutely need a sub-woofer.

Definitely, take it down to the ground. You’ll get all new growth.

Somebody keep an eye out for him.

One day, when I was a kid, my dad called me outside to see a cloud of migrating Monarchs that stretched from horizon to horizon. It’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. 

Like I said...

It couldn’t just be a regular, run of the mill, person.

Just stay home and order in, folks.

Pink Flamingos, because, well, take your pick.

Utz rules!

As a kid, one of life’s simple pleasures was potato chip cookies. Something I’d forgotten. Thanks for reminding me!