Does it list carjackings, random shootings?

Now you can give the kids dead hamster the Viking funeral you always wanted.

I got nothing against this philosophy. Just don’t wake up twenty years from now wondering where all the time went. :-)

When it ceases to be fun, stop doing it. That goes for any recreational substance. And stay away from PCP dipped joints, too. Not the same.

The last time I tried to grow indoor herb, the cops came and confiscated all my grow lamps.

The thing is, though, I’ve found that the designer labeled crap is still a lot better than the run of the mill generic crap sold in dept. stores. Sure, they might use cost cutting options, but it’s still going to be pretty good. It still has their label on it.

Get a Tesla with a Biden-Harris bumper sticker.

The most expensive pots and pans in the world will not make you a better cook.

They won’t take the vaccine.

You missed the point totally, asshole.

Finders keepers.

Well, you just go ahead and enjoy...you.

Because a long time ago, when the Pilgrims were having a particular rough go of things, the Indians/Native Americans (whatever) felt sorry for them. So they brought some cooked turkeys, pizza, chips and dip, along with several cases of beer over to the Pilgrim village. The Pilgrims said, “hey, we can’t do this on a…

It’s not a matter of paying people to stay home. Like I said, even if they paid people to stay home, who will make the PPE, stock store shelves, deliver your food, collect the garbage, fill your prescription, drive the buses, put out fires. You see. These people can’t stay home. Myself, I’m an essential worker, we…

Let them pay. Let them pay plenty. If I have to wait an extra month to get the same exact vaccination for no charge at all. I’ll send them a personal thank you card. “Thanks Kim”

When the kids don’t go to school where do they go? They stay home. Who watches the kids? A parent. A parent who, in many cases, has to work to make ends meet. Sometimes, these parents are healthcare workers, first responders, essential workers.

Oh, a little dirt never killed anyone. Think of it as Terroir. Then you can brag about your sophisticated potato palate.

Oh, man. You never, ever talk to them about it. It could turn into an argument. If someone else calls the cops or landlord, how do tell them it wasn’t you in a way that they’ll believe you. Lastly, if, for some reason, everyone in the apartment turns up dead. You won’t be the last person seen talking/arguing with…

I was being 50% facetious. But, you’re right, heavy equipment operators make very good wages. You usually just have to go through an apprentice program. My neighbor was a pile driver. Made six figures and only worked six months a year.

“...well, the world needs ditch diggers too, Danny.”