Works great on the stainless sink, too.

I like The Takeout, but, alas, apparently I am not worthy enough to post comments there. So I seldom visit anymore.

I liked mashed potatoes two different ways. The smooth, creamy style as described here. Or the crudely mashed, red skins, with the skins left on.

You just try to do the best that you can.

That’s not what she said.

Awwww, just when it was starting to get good.

So poop is still taboo? Asking for a friend.

I live in a city neighborhood, right next to a freeway. You can see Jupiter and Saturn, Mars, Mercury and, of course, Venus really well.

I won’t disagree with you.

I think you have to be like Kali and embrace both the good and the evil.

Can you tie them, or is that so last century?

Can you tie them, or is that so last century?

Ah, no beans.

Ha!

I live in the Great Lakes area. We water our lawns 24/7.

Nothing can protect you. The horrors of the outside world detect you like a heat seeking missile every god damned day of your life. You must meet them head on.

I think you’re my neighbor.

If you have a spot in your yard, pile them up and let them compost. They’ll turn into the sweetest soil for planting stuff. 

Thank you for not blasting me with a profanity laced retort.

I was being facetious.

A simple answer is, because it feels good. When you feel a sneeze coming on, take a super deep breath, open your eyes wide and let her rip. Loud and proud.