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Any Fuente is good.

I meant Robusto.

A true virtuoso. If you think about it, he probably had the best Presidency out of all of them.

Robusta, should be considered the minimum size. That’s why it’s popular. Thick enough so that you can taste the particular blend of tobacco yet short enough to smoke in one sitting, comfortably.

That’s your first mistake. Rule #1: don’t believe your own propaganda.

At least dogs puke in the middle of the room. With cats, you just kinda come across it. Meanwhile, you spend a week wondering just what the heck that smell is.

In a big way, I’m kind of glad that I never got into XBox and PlayStation very heavy. (I still have my PS1, I know, it’s an antique.) It’s just one more thing to constantly worry about (for me), I just don’t have that cult personality. Just an observation, your mileage may vary.

Seriously? There’s no coup. If there was, it happened years ago. A long standing theory (conspiracy?) is that the Kennedy assassination was an attempt by the military to take over the government. People would ask, “how would we know?”, the answer being, “you wouldn’t, because it was successful.” Some folks would also…

On January 21 the Secret Service works for the guy who just got inaugurated. If that person is Joe Biden and Donald Trump is still there, refusing to leave, he will be deemed a trespasser and removed. That’s how it would work. Period. Read a book.

Geez, why so dour, cupcake. Lighten up, only a couple more months. The country has been through worse. The problem with the comment section is everyone trying to out anti-Trump everyone else. Relax, spark up a fatty, maybe go out and knock down a statue or two. Enjoy yourself. There’s humor in even the worst…

Ohhhhhhh, I see. It’s not about a coup. It’s about Trump. Ah, I missed that. Once he’s gone in January. And rest assured, he’ll be gone. It’s going to be awful quiet around here. Maybe, just maybe, we’ll actually see some journalism for a change, because all the low hanging fruit will be gone. But then again, we…

Be prepared to win.

It’s a tie. The cancer died with him.

Trade NYC for the Atlantic Ocean and you have a deal.

Cold.

Only if you throw a bag over Joy Behar and take her with you.

The only drawback is, you’re moving to a country who’s mascot is a reindeer.

Shhhh, folks think he’s alive and living in Portland.

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