Water aside, I would give serious thought to cannibalism, don’t wait until you’re too weak to chase them down, begin immediately. That way, once you’re locked in a shelter, all you’ll need is water, a food dehydrator and a couple of people in relatively good shape. Hey, fresh meat will be at a premium and jerky will…

If things are looking bleak. Start packing up your stuff. You can hang on to the very end and hope things turn out OK, but at least get ready. Once the Sheriffs show up, all your stuff goes out on the lawn and they’re not exactly gentle with it. 

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side.

People should be able to vote however they like without criticism and without being pigeonholed. Your priorities may not be theirs. Deal with it.

Ras el hanout is my go to spice mix for perking up stews and sauces.

What? You’re not already registered to vote? It’s the day before elections! Tell you what, don’t bother, stay home. This isn’t some last minute birthday gift you pick up at the dollar store. This is important. This is always important.

I would add people who are always too early to the mix, too. I mean, if you say you’ll be over at 7:30, I expect 7:30. Not 6:15 nor 8:15. I’ll give you five or ten minutes either way. Keep showing up while I’m dropping a deuce and you’re outta here.

When you go over their house and there’s one padlocked room you’re not allowed to go in.

I don’t believe in ghosts.  But there’s something floating around out there.

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It puts the lotion on the skin...

Do. You. Have. Any. Evidence. To. The. Contrary?

Tell you what. You loan me $200,000, but I’m probably not going to pay you back. While you’re at it, my neighbors could each use a couple hundred thousand each, too. They’re not working and have absolutely no financial support. So, they’re probably not going to pay you back either. Are you out of money yet? So, not…

I’m sorry, but I disagree. There would be so much fraud, they would simply stop offering student loans. Bankruptcy laws should be re-examined, not ignored.

At what point did I defend anything? Show me where. 

I have several Kasa plugs. They work quite well and price wise they’re tough to beat. I like that a hub isn’t required to use them. They can be a little finicky to set up, but all you need is a little bit of patience. 

I have several Kasa plugs. They work quite well and price wise they’re tough to beat. I like that a hub isn’t…

Follow the math and science.

So, it’s banging, right?

I see people out running and they never, ever look happy. I see people out riding their bikes and most of the time they’re smiling. That’s why I quit running years ago and started riding. I feel good and happy even after doing a century. I apply the same philosophy at the gym. Do I walk out happy.

Actually, I just don’t have the time to draw you a picture.