I love whataboutisms. It’s still stealing no matter how you try to rationalize it.

That’s pretty much like stealing. Sorry. It really should be paid back.

You’re a sad person living a cliched life. Your comment sounds like it was read from a pamphlet. It must be nice to be so privileged that you let other people write the script of your life. You will never be happy. You will never be satisfied. There are phone numbers that you can call for help, should you decide to…

Your analogies are stupid. Even if I agree with your stand. 

Um, water based lube. It won’t stain your clothes and it’s, aaa, slippery.

Wrong orifice.

Like Mallory said, “because it’s there.”

Trying to type comment one handed, not so easy.

Geez, canned vegetables is usually my go to for donations at food drives. Now I can’t get canned corn. Who knew?

You really have no idea how things work, do you?

You shouldn’t live life obsessing over who has privilege and how much. It’s become an over used concept. Who’s to say, you probably have more privilege than I do, to be so judgemental. If you live in so much day to day fear, it might be time to consider a citizenship change. There are no saviors running for office.

Just vote and rest easy. You’ve done the absolute best that you could. If your candidate wins, great. If not, and here’s a secret, life will go on. Better luck next time. (and there will be a next time.)

I agree about the funeral thing. Even an inexpensive funeral is expensive. Unless you donate yourself to a medical school or body farm. Of course there’s always Potter’s field.

Then when the Republicans gain control they do the same. Where does it stop?

Goodbye and good luck. You’ll be missed. (what am I talking about, nobody will ever read this)

So, she likes to bang. God bless her.

I know hardly anyone uses them anymore, but I keep my stamps in my checkbook. I mean, if you have to write a check to mail out, there’s the stamps right there.

He’s getting out of the hospital Monday. Have a nice Sunday.

He should have shook Biden’s hand at the debate.

Brad, you’re supposed to be working, not watching TV. /s