Find TV. Sit in front of TV. Turn on Tv. Watch TV. See easy.

Or use a robot imposter.

After reading some Twitter accounts, I swear, English is a dead language.

Take a nice hot shower. After you get out, even 90 degrees will feel cool.

So I should worry about people that pretty much treaded water for eight years on their way to becoming obscenely wealthy. Hard pass.

Is there a Chrome extension that removes Chrome from my phone?

It’s worse than stupid, it’s fascist.

You must have been a saint your whole life.

I have several gay friends that don’t buy the whole “trans” argument either.

Ahhh, the Nuremberg defense.

It’s a rule somewhere.

They should go a step further with a pocket that you can install a level IIIa ballistic panel in. Hell, you might as well be able to fend off bullets, too. 

They should go a step further with a pocket that you can install a level IIIa ballistic panel in. Hell, you might as…

You should always have Champagne in the fridge.

I’m a Gibson guy but have nothing against Fender. Although I do prefer a maple neck on either a Stratocaster or Telecaster. Helps to give it that twangy Fender sound. You can’t go wrong with a Fender amp either, though I’m not familiar with the newer stuff, the old tube Twin or Pro-Reverb models sounded beautiful.…

I’m a Gibson guy but have nothing against Fender. Although I do prefer a maple neck on either a Stratocaster or…

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The part where I said “never mind.“

Know how to fix stuff. Not everything, just some things.

I have it set so that if you say, “Alexa, you’re just a machine”, she replies, “Well, you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.”

Well, as soon as it starts out “you people” or has a dismissive or condescending tone, just keep on walking. Remember that.

I hate Chrome. It slows my phone to the point that I want to throw it agains the wall. I check and the phone says it’s not using a lot of resources, but I think the phone, somehow, lies. It definitely is doing something, once I force stop it, thing return to normal. Mostly.