The burrito photo looks like Bigfoot wandering around in the woods.

With a brick. Sideways. On Tuesay taco night so they miss all that yummy taco-ness.

This has nothing to do with millennial. People have been assholes for 1000s of years. I’m 36. And I understand that. I know its cool to hate on millennials but thats not really applicable here. As to the article y’know fuck those people. Fuck them in the ear.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

In regards to your first question, we are talking about a grown man that has fallen asleep while while on air. Multiple times. Like a guest will be talking for a minute and he nods the fuck out. I can only imagine what would happen if he were allowed to just wonder off without an adult keeping an eye on him.

He’s actually dialing the number of the local Domino’s. But they’ve been dealing with his drunken 2am calls for 30 years now and don’t even bother correcting him anymore.

The amount of corruption surrounding this case is too damn high.

wut

I think you can pretty easily eliminate Kendrick Perkins from any discussion of “lanky” individuals.

‘If you don’t sign up for FanDuel right now, we’ll abuse this dog.’

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

Fucking highlight truthers.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

My friends don’t even have cottages. Here I thought I was an adult, but it was all a lie.

real gameplay conversations go like this :

That has to be one of the most stereotypical looking hipsters I have ever seen.

id just like to point that even as a 6 year old I was not as bad at this game as these people are. This game was challenging but it was no mega man.

It’s been like what...9 years since Travis did the first recorded double-backflip? Congrats to Josh Sheehan and kudos to Pastrana for allowing, and supporting, Sheehan to one-up him.