The good news for Crittenton is, his shooting rating on NBA2K is now 99.

Do you love adding rules and consequences to your life? Do you feel inadequate in your Avalon when you deserve a Lexus? Do you like losing money more than you hate being seen in a Toyota?

It's a video of Dez Bryant flying MH370 to Kazakhstan, just like Jeff Wise said.

Is there a bobblehead doll of him? If there isn't, then he's not an athlete. Sorry, them's the rules....

*moves to Japan...*

HOW IS THIS NOT COMING TO THE US??!?! GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

/SmashesLaptop
/FlipsDesk

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

yea but check this out: nobody cares. if this clip were a scene from a movie, this would still be one of the funniest scenes of all time. it's friday. smile.

That thing looks huge! 4 doors too. Its a Ranger in name only. They should call it the Ford Mudslide or something because it looks like a direct clone of the Avalanche.

It's so fun to be an Indians fan and get to see so many good pitchers come through Cleveland!

Not to be confused with "PSUMike1997"

Crackpipe only because it doesn't have the mandatory double-tube light bar that was/is required on 80's toyota 4x4's.

It's the setting up of the deck that skirts cheating. However, the casino was the one DOING the requests, which is where I would call it good. He himself didn't modify the equipment in any way shape or form. It would be like asking that a roulette ball be dropped at a certain point when the wheel is at a certain spot.…

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.

I'm confused. Did you just plagiarize this article in the comments? Weird. Or was this just a Cliffs notes version?

90% of the inquiries this year were from a retired Ray Lewis spending entire Sundays yelling "WHAT TIME IS IT?" and waiting hopelessly, endlessly for his smartphone to reply.

Are we sure it's not just Nic Cage getting ready for a Con-Air sequel/remake?

I can't wait to hear how the Browns are pursuing Nick Saban or Jim Harbaugh and then when it's all said and done the new head coach? Marty Mornhinweg!

You guys really buried the lede there...Peter King engaging in dog whistle racism is not news (this applies to any Peter King, i.e. Peter King (R-NY)). The real lede is that Domenik Hixon is still in the league. WTF?!?!

His ex-girlfriend understands too well how "Hard On 33" comes up short on his half of 69.