Pretty sure Trump doesn’t care who hosts the 2026 World Cup... his favorite country is hosting it this summer.

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This was a great read. No snark... this was awesome.

Hey! I know a guy named Gabe. He sucks!

I like this theory...

These jokes are so bad they made me (Kim Jong) Ill.

“They can’t sign that dude! He kneeled for the National Anth... oh... you said Browns, not Brown. Ok, you’re good.

-Every NFL owner

So Elon Musk’s Hyperpoop from Oakland to LA worked!

“Hey, sports fans everyone: quit being jerks.”

It isn’t too hard to not be a jerk. Everyone should try it! It’s fun!

“And maybe tomorrow Trump will blow his own head off in the West Wing.”

A man can dream...

I’m really glad those girls are still allowed to be hookers!

(No offense intended... It’s a rugby joke...)

I know non snarky comments are no fun on Deadspin (dear god, I never make them), but I have to say... if you think you might need a therapist... find one. It took me way too long to realize that. And once I finally came around, even just an hour helped.

For too long, I thought I would be admitting weakness if I asked…

Once I ran to you (I ran).
Now I’ll run from you.
This tainted meat you’ve given,
I give you all a boy could give you.
Take my tears and that’s not nearly all!
Tainted meat.
(whoa-o-o-o) Tainted meat.

Give me Liberty losing or give me death!

“For real, what a completely worthless bag of shit this President is.”

Man... not cool slandering worthless bags of shit like that...

Send that melted ice to Flint! I hear they need it there.

Doping for curling...? He’s not going to be able to sweep this one under the rug...

This joke made me snicker.

(I’m just mad someone beat me to the candy bar jokes...)

The dude is of Russian descent, and as the Winter War taught us, Russians have a lot of trouble crossing the Finnish line.

This crooks name is literally the sound the gavel makes during a scene change in Law & Order... Dun-don.