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“most legendary intern in history”

A certain Ms. Lewinsky would like a word with you.

This is the sort of answer I was looking for. Thank you!

I know this is not in any way actually possible, but hypothetically, how many ships with massive towing power (a massive tugboat? an icebreaker of some sort? I don’t know) would it take to actually tow this thing? I’m well aware this isn’t a feasible idea, just curious how big the number of boats would be.

It is obviously a 1 x 4 x 9 black monolith!

This reminds me of my favorite story from World War II. The German u-boat sank due to a malfunctioning hi tech toilet.

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50 treasure hunts. 1000 tickets for each. 50,000 tickets. 50 bucks a pop, that is $2,500,000! Since the grand prize will probably never be found, that is some creative marketing, and a couple million bucks to the owners from suckers!

Does NASA already have a stash of Sam Rockwell clones? I don’t know how else this could work.

Can’t these same powerful electromagnets be used to hurl poop into the sky?

Boom. Problem solved! You’re welcome navy.

I personally see a copyright infringement case on behalf of the flag of Turkey, with the big crescent moon, but the options are endless! (Classic Deadspin would have handled this issue better!)

I’m sure this comment will get deleted, but since Deadspin comments have been disabled from Vichy Deadspin, I just want to throw this link out there for anyone from the old Deadspin commentariat, because I know the comments would be amazing. Vive le resistance!

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Oh god, now they are going to have to euthanize him?!?!?

Wait, false alarm, thought this was still a Santa Anita story.

Oh god, now they are going to have to euthanize him?!?!?

Wait, false alarm, thought this was still a Santa Anita story.

I don’t know why anyone would take anything he says seriously, everyone knows the Drews for Jesus are nuts.

I believe OR-E-GONE is the head coach at LSU.

Reid and McCoy even sounds like it is probably the name (or will be soon) of a Kansas City barbecue restaurant.

Pretty sure at this point Cousins will only be having problems with the Immobile Police Department.

How did he catch it? Piscotty Doesn’t Know.

How did he catch it? Piscotty Doesn’t Know.

When the glass hits your eye,
And you’re asking, oh why?
Izaguirre.

He’s got Victoria tattooed on his arm, I’m sure the Grandmother of Europe would be proud.