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12/22/20 6:40PM
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“most legendary intern in history”

A certain Ms. Lewinsky would like a word with you.

12/18/20 2:18PM
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I know this is not in any way actually possible, but hypothetically, how many ships with massive towing power (a massive tugboat? an icebreaker of some sort? I don’t know) would it take to actually tow this thing? I’m well aware this isn’t a feasible idea, just curious how big the number of boats would be.

10/21/20 7:33PM
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This reminds me of my favorite story from World War II. The German u-boat sank due to a malfunctioning hi tech toilet.

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9/05/20 2:16AM
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50 treasure hunts. 1000 tickets for each. 50,000 tickets. 50 bucks a pop, that is $2,500,000! Since the grand prize will probably never be found, that is some creative marketing, and a couple million bucks to the owners from suckers!

4/15/20 5:57PM
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Does NASA already have a stash of Sam Rockwell clones? I don’t know how else this could work.

3/24/20 3:34PM
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Can’t these same powerful electromagnets be used to hurl poop into the sky?

Boom. Problem solved! You’re welcome navy.

3/23/20 9:18PM
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I personally see a copyright infringement case on behalf of the flag of Turkey, with the big crescent moon, but the options are endless! (Classic Deadspin would have handled this issue better!)

3/23/20 6:28PM
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I’m sure this comment will get deleted, but since Deadspin comments have been disabled from Vichy Deadspin, I just want to throw this link out there for anyone from the old Deadspin commentariat, because I know the comments would be amazing. Vive le resistance!

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9/29/19 2:26PM
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Oh god, now they are going to have to euthanize him?!?!?

Wait, false alarm, thought this was still a Santa Anita story.

9/29/19 2:22PM
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Oh god, now they are going to have to euthanize him?!?!?

Wait, false alarm, thought this was still a Santa Anita story.

9/05/19 6:35PM
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I don’t know why anyone would take anything he says seriously, everyone knows the Drews for Jesus are nuts.

9/01/19 2:29PM
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Reid and McCoy even sounds like it is probably the name (or will be soon) of a Kansas City barbecue restaurant.

8/29/19 5:38PM
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Pretty sure at this point Cousins will only be having problems with the Immobile Police Department.

8/18/19 4:17PM
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When the glass hits your eye,
And you’re asking, oh why?
Izaguirre.

8/09/19 11:21PM
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He’s got Victoria tattooed on his arm, I’m sure the Grandmother of Europe would be proud.