Any hitter facing Rosenthal should be smart enough to stay at least 12 steps away from the batter’s box.
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This is surprisingly cheerful for a story about a guy who looks like that dominating minorities in Poland.
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That’s definitely more chances than his cousin Guy was given:
If they really have to be hiding balls, they should probably be playing baseball, not softball.
I assume any story about horses and courts will end with Santa Anita and the food court, so this is a happy ending!
I’m surprised Peterman has a birthday. I thought he was just assembled from the discarded parts of other backup quarterbacks.
1964 would have been the Kansas City Athletics. How dare you sully my beloved Oakland!
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Mitch Witchnowsky sounds like he would be the quarterback for a Chicago football team in a video game that couldn’t work out a licensing agreement with the NFLPA.
Goodell would have loved to see that sailor fined for excessive celebration.
Funnily enough, “Ha, Skins” is what every opponent of the Washington football team says when they see them on the schedule.
MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”
Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”
Not that it really matters, but is that even legal? I see nothing in the rules that says the player can dictate how he gets the ball before a free throw?
I believe the proper team for operating on a still living team like this is a Viveksection.
John “These fuckers will protect us when the Potomac overflows and heads down 17th St” just wasn’t quite as catchy.
Once in my life have I heard news of somebody dying, and thought “hell yes, time to grab a beer and celebrate”, and that was Osama Bin Laden...
When this twat dies, it will be twice!
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I’m terrified they’re going to win this year, Brady will retire on top, everyone will get to enjoy one season of suckiness, then they’ll just draft Tua and we’ll have to deal with this shit for another 20 years...
I hear he even is getting a treat when he gets home! What a good boy.