If they can adjust the angle of elevation so it lands on the Russian/Chinese spy trawlers shadowing the fleet, that would totally be a win-win.

So is that what the naval rail gun will eventually be used for?

Only if the Navy can get enough iron filings into their diets.

That would create a literal shit storm.

A sort of shit cannon, if you will? I think that would cause our enemies to run for cover for an entirely different reason.

But the sailors would need to eat a lot more iron!

Can’t these same powerful electromagnets be used to hurl poop into the sky?

Boom. Problem solved! You’re welcome navy.

It uses powerful electro-magnets to hurl aircraft into the sky.

To be fair, his teammate invited him over.

At first glance I thought the referee had the second-worst haircut* in human history until I realized there’s a ever-so-slightly taller bald dude hiding out directly behind him.

Dodgers Leave NLDS Game 5 After Taking Metaphorical Fastball To The Face

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

That right there is some advanced tanking.

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

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he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource