If they can adjust the angle of elevation so it lands on the Russian/Chinese spy trawlers shadowing the fleet, that would totally be a win-win.
Only if the Navy can get enough iron filings into their diets.
That would create a literal shit storm.
A sort of shit cannon, if you will? I think that would cause our enemies to run for cover for an entirely different reason.
But the sailors would need to eat a lot more iron!
I can't bring myself to read the scabby posts on Deadspin.