toddflanders
toddflanders
toddflanders
4/15/20 5:12PM
22

Something simple like Elon Boring a tunnel though the center I imagine.

3/24/20 6:25PM
2

If they can adjust the angle of elevation so it lands on the Russian/Chinese spy trawlers shadowing the fleet, that would totally be a win-win.

3/24/20 3:50PM
3

A sort of shit cannon, if you will? I think that would cause our enemies to run for cover for an entirely different reason.

3/24/20 3:34PM
81

Can’t these same powerful electromagnets be used to hurl poop into the sky?

Boom. Problem solved! You’re welcome navy.

10/10/19 1:04PM
19

At first glance I thought the referee had the second-worst haircut* in human history until I realized there’s a ever-so-slightly taller bald dude hiding out directly behind him. Read more

10/10/19 12:27AM
37

Dodgers Leave NLDS Game 5 After Taking Metaphorical Fastball To The Face

10/06/19 6:24PM
294

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short.