You had me until you said 14th st is cool. I love DC, but every bar and restaurant on 14th between L and Euclid is overpriced and overrated.

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I think the biggest thing here is now we know the surprise next addition to the Avengers!

If there’s something strange,
in your piss sample,
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If only the space oddity had taken his protein pills and put his helmet on.

Clown show? That’s not fair. Jeter is just trying to save money. You could even say he is being... Penny wise...?

Good Jags fan does not approve...

I’m pretty sure Haley (/the entire current administration) isn’t smart enough to realize there is a difference between North and South Korea... so this makes sense.

I hope the kidney donor gets at least a Mike Piazza or Miguel Cabrera level talent in exchange...

In America... Deadspin. In Soviet Russia... Spin Deads you!

When I first read the headline, I thought this was Alabama football... That would have been more impressive...

I guess they had the Pulis-itch to fire him.

No pictures of the actual race? That seems about right. I went when I was studying abroad in Melbourne in 2008, and I don’t remember there being a horse race either...

“There are a lot of bullet-pointed details in there”

Unfortunately, this is in Florida, so most of those bullets are pointed straight at innocent minorities...

David Carr is only 38 years old... I assume he’ll get a chance before Kaep.

Counterpoint... baseball is great!

That’s all I’ve got.

Liberti, Egalipee, Fraternipee