Please somebody get me out of the gray.

May I introduce you to my ftiend, hyperbole.

I know know except what I read on Jez about this specific case but I know the DV syndrome pretty well.professionally. It’s not a PR issue as much as an private turmoil. The song goes kinda like this:

That’s about enough out of you, Miss Wasser, or we are calling the Bar. Not the bar your client is even now being removed from, damn it, the other...the hell with it.

I find it strange that Johnny Depp is sober enough to create a burner.

Here is a bucket for your fucks. You rock!

I concur. I weary of the self aggrandization of the Celebrity SuperSinglemom. I could probably have crippled along on six figures myself. It’s a dead certainty she has never sat in the bathroom crying because she has $100 to last three weeks, her lights are about to be turned off and her car needs a new engine.

You could be right. Otherwise, it beggars the imagination...the stupidity level would be so high they’d have to write their names on their hands so they remembered who they were.

It was a desperately sad day when my Kardashian blocker exhibited that behavior known as “bye, Bitch.” The peace I knew during its short lifespan was priceless.

“As a boy loves his mother”..the LA TIMES reporter was either incredibly naive or one sick Oedipal bastard.

God damn it, that’s why I can’t finish this damn novel, I need an attic. And there ain’t one. Wonder if I got the front loader and set the toolshed on the roof if it would work...

I shall wash your feet and anoint them with oil for that....What kind of anointin’ oil you favor? Extra virgin, regular virgin, or slightly tainted?

Or you could move to Missouri, where impregnation by rape is viewed as “God’s silver lining.”

There are some wise and trenchant comments by very informed commenters here and I feel like I have just gotten on the freeway with my mule and wagon. But way back before Von Trump of the House of Orange swelled up in our faces like cystic acne, I remember his comments about his own daughter - “If she wasn’t my…

It’s an allegory. It’s not real. Like Kafka. It has nothing to do with babies or nursing except as symbolism.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Oh God if only. 4 more years of wit, grace, and humanity.

He needs to fold but I love the spirit of that man. I hope he knows he is a great leader, POTUS or not.

From your mouth to the ears of the universe. I hope she leaves nothing behind but a greasy orange streak.

That baby is undoubtedly the best baby.