Leaving for her impromptu flight to Slovenia, Melania Trump was ambushed by the dishonest media with questions about her speech and responded indignantly, “Fourscore and seven years ago...”

I kinda figured that music was for all women...damn, felt so sistered up for a minute. Like I was part of something.

There’s the spirit of 2016 that our Donald has been promoting. Been rocking out and showing this to them other crackers i hang with all morning, they were loving it. U mad?

Picture of my back yard. Why do folks think they’re green, I wonder? They’re black, gray when they’re in the sun. Never could figure that.

I’m right there with you. I don’t visit the mouse house so I speak without having had eyes on the situation butvyeah, I just assumed they had a handle on it...they were pretty tough on inappropriately dressed visitors

My perception may be off, my kid certainly claims it is but I see four or five foot of animal and that’s big enough to catch hold of that stick and throw that youngsters balance off. They don’t have to kill you to damage you. I’ve yet to see a trapper with a full set of fingers.

This is beautifully reasoned. Unfortunately the formerly rare interactions are rising because we’re crowding them but you’ve said valuable things here.

Absolutely. Just as I warn my Canadian friends, Disney had that same burden. I am a native, I don’t mock our visitors ignorance...I’d be just as lost in their territory.

This is unfortunately not true. Unprovoked attackers are on the rise. The baby wasn’t provoking, little girl taken at Silver Glen wasn’t provoking, and we’ve had a couple of senior citizens just walking be attacked. Remember gators like any predator can sense level of vulnerability.

I’d say repeated enforced viewing of gator attacks but those assholes, much like a celebrated Presidential nominee, don’t give a damn if it’s not happening to them.

And this is,why we shoot...not euthanize, shoot - gators involved in these attacks. They’re not dumb. They recognize a lunch truck when they see it.

They’ve been off the rails since they landed in Florida. I hate the Mouse.

This. My buddy had to go in after an elderly lady who tried to shoo a gator with a broom. Five feet or so, no great size. He grabbed the broom, threw her down, and grabbed her by the head. My friend threw his 240 lbs into the fray and gator backed off. They are nothing to fuck with.

You couldn’t have known. We locals thought the same. I haven’t been in years...too expensive for local working folks...but I’d have thought there’d be a blizzard of signage.

Thank you. 5th Gen Florida here and while I’d have figured some outlying areas did I sure thought they had the main area secured. Disney’s about control. That Splash Mountain shit is inexcusable...that’s a sizable critter and they have a kid with a stick trying to run him off? Lucky they didn’t lose the employee. Damn.

It’s rare but easily done. I got out of my pickup, caught the column shift with my sleeve, slipped on the running board and the bitch ran over me. Perfect storm.

You do know this was a freak one-car accident and that whether he was “at fault” or not, (so important to commenters) will mean fucking nothing to his family and friends. “Well, at least he didn’t screw up!” is not a comfort to the bereaved. They do not care. Death kind of makes that irrelevant.

You rock.

Thank you. So sad and yet I’m ready to punch the next person who tells us Here’s How It Happened In My Fucking Imagination.

A smashing film and credit to the genre. One of my favorite, literate, fresh and a delight to watch.