And the baby blue tweenager bed.

This is why I no longer date.

When the terrorists come for me, I’m going to use Wayne LaPierre as a human shield.

No, hell, she was my daughter’s age and graduating high school then. She was 2010 and re elected in 2014, narrowly beating Sheldon. She has been an absolutely disaster but not as much our Lt. Governor, Jennifer Carroll who managed to step all over herself and had to resign. Bright young girls, but no ethics…

Well, we did, but there’s kind of a local joke that the Villages outnumbered us locals so bad we didn’t have a chance. I damn sure voted against Rick Scott both times, our whole department did, he was going to rape up on our retirement and did. There’s some territorial hostility between the Villages and we natives but…

You are kind. The people that really love me either understand or are the same way. I hope we can all relax soon. Be well.

Bless you for remembering Walkin’ Lawyon, that good man. I also loved Bob Graham who once took on the IRS for me and won (they were insisting the 1500.00 refund I got was a tax bill). I miss our old state, tourist tacky and all. Thank you.

You are my sister from another mother. So very yes.

This is why I have not yet ended my life.

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He has no.loved ones. He ate them.

Actually, they tend to be big on concealed carry. I was at a busy flea market and commented to an elderly gentleman from Michigan (he was wearing hat so testifying) about the crowd and he snickered and said, “I could clear this place in two seconds,” as he opened his vest to show me a Glock strapped to his side.

We think there was a massive alien paralyzation ray trained on us because NO ONE remembers voting for him. There’s probably chips implanted in all our brains now.

Actually most of us do that every time we see him.on tekevision.

My anxiety...my hypervigilance...has always been high but I’m at Defcon 3 right now. I long ago refused to go.in theaters and I won’t sit with my back to a door anywhere, which provides the perfect excuse for no longer attending religious functions. Now I immediately scope out exits and things I could use as a weapon…

I defend my state a lot here, mostly because I remember us before the influx of the Mouse and every unemployed alcoholic and entitled retiree north of Kentucky descended on us. But I would like to apologize on behalf of all Floridians for Rick Scott and his moll, Pam “Cheap Dye Job” Bondi. I did not vote for him, in…

I want to ask that flag, “Ma’am, is this man bothering you? Do you want me to arrest him? Do you need a restraining order?”

Like Australia, our habitat contains many deadly animals. Theme parks are built in that habitat and we cannot exterminate everything that might be a danger in order to accomodate them. It’s a balance, weighted heavily on our side. But sometimes the scales tip.

Tell him. Tweet, email, leave him a message on the POTUS website. He needs to know we’re out here.

There you go, that’s how it’s done.