Ok, I’m sorry, there is no more room to put these cheeseheads, bring out the transports. Loading now for Clueless, and all points west.

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Oh God why didn’t we just rent a stadium and give all these people seats in the ASS WIPE BOWL.

I’ve got a two top in Fuckheads, grab a friend and be seated....

Shitforbrains, party of one. Come this way, I’m sure you’ll see someone you know.

Thank God, they’ve opened the Fuck head secrion. Right this way, mind your head, the ceiling’s a little low in here.

Idiot, I need a window seat in Idiot please, this person can’t stand all day.

I’m calling for backup. Can someone help.me, I have no room in the Brain Donor section. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?

I’m going to have to ask you to wait in the bar. The Stupid, Idiot, and Clueless areas are all full. Feel free to enjoy a complementary cup of irony while you wait.

Do you mind sharing this banquette in Stupid with Chumpzilla? The Idiot section is over capacity. As soon as I get a break, I will move you to Misogny.

I just threw someone out of.Stupid to accommodate you. Do make yourself at home.

It’s getting crowded in Stupid, so let me show you to Wowreally. Still room in the good seats.

Right thus way, please, the Archie Bunker Fan Club meeting has already started.

Make yourself comfortable, I’ve moved your luggage to the Notafuckingclue suite. You’ll be hapoy here with your friends Barney and the Veggie Tales.

And here’s a seat for you, in Idiot First Class....

Pleas sign in on the roster, under Bitter.

And another brain donor reports in.

You want to build a wall, scooter, and keep all your culture in it? You fool, no one owns language. How fucking ridiculous to think that you can rope off words. You are like a nasty little child who throws a tantrum because someone touched the sand in the community sandbox when your ass was sitting on it.

70 next birthday if nobody steps up as a hero.

Let me just say that Trump is the Elmer Gantry of American Politics.