You know how it is when the dog gets those Snausage farts...

My condolences. Ten years out I miss my Trooper. Salute for the cool name.

My understanding is that whatever appears in your masturbatory fantasies is probably your kink. Sadly, for me it was cheese danish.

I think it proceeds from people that humped their stuffed toys which I have heard happens but my life-size Panda Hiddles and I know nothing about it.

I would eat Milkbones at your feet to be that funny.

Thank you. I can’t even manage to shave my legs consistently.

They have put poison in his kibble, he just doesn’t know yet.

I so desperately want to say, “That son of a bitch!”

It doesn’t even have to be PSTD. I would have broken his arm, called 911 and stood on him til they got there.

There are times even in my life when word fail - yes, completely fail me.

I find Courtney Stodden’s pregnancy news troubling. At her age - she’s what. 67? there are so many risks involved.

Some of us would just prefer to go home in one piece, fuck the deference and your blanket assumptions.

Go home, Ted Cruz, you’re drunk.

Let me explain the comment you could not wrap your mind around - if that had been a male attorney, this would not have happened.

You...you aren’t trolling, are you? Donald, is that you?

Oh dear God, another brain donor. If he had the balls to charge her properly and have the bailiff arrest her, then hand-cuffing is protocol. You cannot hand-cuff someone to punish them or teach them a lesson except in BSMD,

Sweetheart, check your purse and see if you tucked your brain in there.

I will give you $20 for that description.

It is a paternalistic, patronizing technique widely seen in authority figures who want to try to return females to their proper place in life. Strangely, in the judicial system,this familiarity is deeply resented if the attorney should similarly address the Court as “Conrad, honey.”

Is there no Judicial Qualifications Commission in this state? Because even in Lunacyville, Florida we take that shit seriously