There is a disturbingly pedo-paternalistic air here, as if maybe he’d like to pull down her panties and spank her so she would be a good girl from now on.

As I will be leaving the United States of Fuckface Von Clownstick (bless you, Pope Jon Stewart) after the election, and my cardboard box in Venezuela has no internet, could you brilliant Jezebel writers compile a list of the incredibly wonderful descriptions for Der Drumpf Fuhrer? I would treasure this, and I bet the…

She was with her mother because there is no (pre-Trump) curfew on toddlers, who should be with their mothers and should be fucking safe 24/7.

Well, now, GregSamsa always calls me out of the shadows, that well-spoken contrarian rascal!

I think the AVON SSS is an urban legend. I live in the Florida, in the woods, and my lifelong experience with our mosquitos down here has been if hasn’t got DEET it ain’t shit. It is however one of the most successful marketing campaigns since white vinegar was marketed as the Jesus Christ of cleaning products.

I think the AVON SSS is an urban legend. I live in the Florida, in the woods, and my lifelong experience with our…