Let’s also talk about The Middle.

Reminds me of how I wish Homer Simpson was my dad. The guy works an important job with no qualifications to bring home a decent life for the family who don’t seem to have really any worries and have visited more countries than most people.

I think it’s a pity that they don’t review The Middle here anymore. It’s on it’s ninth (and final) season too, and yet still manages to be quite funny.

Man, these people are flush with cash if they can afford to have such lavish parties, send their kids to college, and buy a store! I always knew they were well off, but it’s gotten ridiculous, how they can constantly buy expensive things and then forget about them.

“People need to stop worrying about HAL 9000s, it’ll be fine” - Cyberdyne AI Head, 1984

Either way, you can call him AI.

When the robot revolution comes...YOU will NOT be spared!

I’m just worried about the sex robots. Worried that I’ll die before they’re created.

Nothing worries me like Facebook telling me not to worry.

Even the Lego Joker had it.

David S. Pumpkins Claymation Christmas!

We never asked these questions about Cesar Romero’s Joker. Then again, he never had a goatee.

Spear and magic helmet?

There NEVER is enough dancing b-boy skeletons.

I turned it off when they implied he was the Halloween equivalent of Santa Claus.

It seems odd to dedicate 1400 words to the topic of whether David S. Pumpkins warranted a 30 minute animated one-off.

David Pumpkins isn’t something you think about, he’s just something you experience. He’s the Big Lipped Alligator Moment of Halloween. Watching this special without questioning its existence makes it immensely more entertaining. Btw, there was a kid in the background dressed as Kevin Roberts and it was awesome. I’m…

Kathy Griffin vs. TMZ? Sometimes in war, there are no winners, only losers.

I’m still upset that there isn’t a big James Garfield assassination conspiracy movement. I mean, wake up sheeple! Like it’s a coincidence that Guiteau was a former member of the Oneida community. It’s yet another case of Big Silverware throwing around its muscle.

Also known as: the Torgo effect.