All right, Stone vs. O’Neal!

He’s about to enter his “conversations with a chair” phase. Although maybe that’s not fashionable, since he seems concerned with fashion these days. Perhaps he’ll start having conversations with the little man who lives in his hair (Mr. Dalliard!).

My cynicism, like my clothing and my speech and my everything, has never been fashionable!

Well, sort of...

Maybe he’s an honest-to-God Prince from the Ford Galaxy.

Or for those who smoked them away! Huzzah!

It brings to mind to The Onion’s “Eat At Taco Bell Sitcom” article.

So expect a lot of flipping people the bird? I can dig that.

Honestly, the word “scientology” itself sounds like it would be pretty awesome if you really like science (The CHURCH of SCIENCE!!!!).

No Pinky, that’s not what I’m pondering. Why do I keep asking you this question?

Just like Commander Cody!

And yet my sub-cockle region remains cold...

His name is spelled Brother Love, but it’s pronounced “Stoatwobbler Mangrove”.

HUMBUG!

But doing the same thing a zillion and ONE times is what they WON’T expect! It’s from the General Melchett School of Tactics.

The Rolling Dead! All the scene needed was coins for them to roll into and an undead Sonic.

Kelvin?

Now I want to see Butler send giant grasshoppers all the way back to Fuckheadistan in The Beginning Of The End 2: The Bugs Are Back In Town.

I enjoyed Snatch, it had a great cast and was very entertaining. However, I would appreciate it if he stay the hell away from Sherlock Holmes fron now on.

And yet Ahnold Schwarzenegger had a prolific career....