*sings*

To be fair, according to Dante that ninth circle is supposed to be a frozen wasteland. It’s hard to be cheerful when you’re encased in ice.

He wrote it at a time in his life when he was very, very sad. Breakfast, actually.

Did he mention that he cried?

Fifty Shades, One Cup

Ba-dump-bum-tss!

What I want to know is, what would Mitchell do?

Does it have “wakka-chikka-wakka” in it?

“There’w another S.W.A.T team, led by a guy named Mumford”.

Not even Gollum would touch this pizza.

Why do I eat before reading comment sections?

I’d rather eat at Torgo’s Pizza than Papa Johns.

We missed you! Plus we need someone around here to decide who lives and who dies...

I think it has come to the point that members of the Anti-PC Police are becoming as humorless and overly defensive as the PC Police. It seems like if you don’t like or laugh at a joke that has offensive words or topics that automatically makes you a politically correct killjoy. And it seems like you can’t read a…

YOU CAN’T MAKE ME, YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!

I guess it depends on proportion and personal taste.

FRAAAAAJEEERRR!

Suit yourself, I’m easy!

Or both mixed together for a cocktail known as The Lister.

The babe with the power of voodoo