Equus is magic....

Unfortunately, putting them in containment domes only muffles them....

“You are entitled to your wrong opinion!”

Juggalo Fan Fiction: The fact that it exists both amuses and disturbs me!

I confess to enjoying one Happy Madison movie: Grandma’s Boy

The AV Club puts the F U back in gentleman- wait..

And Danny Trejo is actually a 5ft 11'’ blonde Scandinavian woman

The Fifty Fates of the Furious

There was that one Monty Python skit. .

“Animals are God’s second blunder.”

“’This joke is rated R for Pirate Humor’, yeah, we got it the first 15 times you made that joke, Saan! It’s still not funny!”

Will it have blackjack? And hookers?

-Emperor Elagabalus

Night Vale cares deeply for its citizens. Why else would they monitor their beloved citizens with different-colored helicopters?

Where’s his giant dildo bat?

None of that, Aliceherbert!!

Yes, I look foreward to the Westerosi Industrial Age. Cities choked with smog! 14 hour workdays! Child labor! Horrific factory accidents! Violents clashes between workers and the Robber Barons! What’s not to like!

What you do with a burger is between you and the Lord. And your internet service provider.

Oh hai Fieri!