Everyone has had an error in judgment on this damn site at one point or another. For some, it's a sporadic bout with tone deafness. For Bronze, it was signing up and creating a handle and making his first and every subsequent comment. Point is, one mistake doesn't a commenter make. Stick around. Keep at it.

That's funny as hell. +1

I wish I was fucking dead.

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Nice.

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Ring Announcer: Annnnnd in this corner, standing eight! feet! tall! Thuuuuhhhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuturrrrrrrrre!

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Barry shot first.

Hey, this is really great.

Personally, I thought it would have been best left unsaid, but leave it to the burners to holler about the pygmy elephant in the room.

I really just feel sorry for his trainer.

God damn it. +1

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If it's six-second videos of "oops" you're after, well, uh, I don't really know what to tell you. I'm serious. Just, don't look at my wife's laptop, in the folder marked "Oops," at the twenty .avi files marked, respectively, "Oops 1" through "Oops 20 god damn it."

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Damn @lolojones just quaffed a bitch...

ESPN has an easier time with this on television, where it can hide all the dicks on Around The Horn.

I don't have any children of my own, so I'll admit that I can't fully understand the terror that this girl's mother must have felt and the anger she must feel now. That said, I do have one question for Mr. Grow: How'd you get that "pimp seal" logo? That's badass.