I can't believe I never gave this a +1, I've laughed at this fucking thing like a hundred times. +1 goddammit.

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Teammates reached for comment had nothing but glowing things to say about Lueshen.

"SEE?!?"

You'd be tired, too. Every day—at the bank, on the phone, after interviews, and now to disgruntled teammates—it's, "There's no 'U' in 'Marreese.'"

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Feldman's lucky. Had he gone home with the Payday, Zimmerman might've murdered him.

That's great.

What in the hell

This is my favorite comment I've read on Deadspin in months. +1

Used to be Fifth Third Ballpark was better known as Prince Fielder's seventh hot dog.

I, too, think AIDS jokes are out of bounds. If I were DougExeter, I'd have deleted this and every other comment I'd ever made. So I hope you'll believe me when I tell you, non-facetiously, that I hope you contract AIDS.

INT. POLICE STATION

Thanks for bringing this up, BronzeHammer. I agree with everything you said, but would like to add just one thing:

Hey, no need to apologize my man. It's just that I've long lived by the mantra, "When life gives you lemons, be a piece of shit idiot online." Keep on jokin'.

Actually no Hawks coach has committed suicide.

Heh, thanks friendo. Still waiting for that call from the West End.

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