+1

I'm passionate about this topic, Ray. Like you with running, or fucking up joke contests.

Recs are garbage. A fairly obvious pun got like eight thousand recs this afternoon. It was a funny fairly obvious pun, but, c'mon. Drive-by burners, people mopping Nestle Quik from their keyboards, ferrets fucking on laptops, these are the rec-givers. They require no effort and carry barely more meaning. +1s, please.

This is annoying as all hell, but if you didn't want Papelbon climbing up on his soapbox, you should have taken his ladder.

+1

Obama did, however, accidentally brush a bush, which caused a leaf to blow into a nearby field, startling a resting butterfly, which, in response, flapped its wings.

Ah, man, this rules.

+1

+1

Awesome. +1

Wow, talk about bad timing for Raysism to be out of the country. But, hell, I'm here, so:

+1

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Jesus Christ, can you lay off her looks for one second?

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Nice.

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Ha!

Pictured: I have no fucking clue. Seriously, no idea. Jesus.