Love it. +1

Oh goddammit. +1

+1

+1

JaVale McGee: [stops filming]

+1

Oh, come on. Hosmer gets a face full of sauce and everyone climbs all over themselves to celebrate the guy, but I miss one dollop of pudding on my upper lip and it's all "What the hell is your problem Frank" and "Leave this bar mitzvah immediately."

+1

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

+1

He was handcuffed, arrested, and booked on charges of [. . .] resisting by flight.

Awesome. +1

+1

Oh, that's good. +1

"Oh, say, can you see—"

+1

I love you. +1

+1

Friends and family report that this is the first they've heard of the new addition, as the Staines still won't shut the fuck up about running a half-marathon.

♫ Who's the leader of the club that steals from the kiddies?