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Trainer 1: Hey, Austin? Austin, can you hear me? How many fingers, man?

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This is so great I'm giving it a +1 the morning after.

That's good.

That's great.

Next you'll tell me Luke Scott didn't murder a Disney character.

Jesus. +1

Hey, one tap is progress. Wasn't that long ago that a Baylor coach might've encouraged two.

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Is it possible? Oh, I dunno, Barry. Is it possible, Barry, to—in response to your mother asking whether you like the kale (but not just asking, you know, because it's in that tone)—to accidentally lift a cheek and coat the backside of your chinos with liquid filth?

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Have another. +1

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Cripes. +1

Yipes. +1