Especially since his “office” was in the basement.

What the fuck is this headline?

Let’s just hope that these two situations have now conclusively convinced everyone that they should wait for an actual doctor to declare that someone is dead before publicizing it.

My first thought as well. I was really hoping this story would have a happier ending.

Its probably in poor taste that this reminded me of Monty Python

Fuck this is totally the same situation.  

Now listen 2021, no one is asking for a zany reboot of 2020.

I just rewatched AOTC to bring myself back up to speed for watching Clone Wars (which I am just getting to), and it is horribly apparent that there is only one actor in that entire film that isn't just collecting a check, and that's Christopher Lee. Jackson, MacGregor, Portman... all just heavily phoning it in. And…

One thing that Attack of the Clones has going for it is the music. I think it’s one of Williams’ best scores in his entire catalog. (Obviously not beating out the real biggies like JAWS, ET, Schindler’s List, or the first Star Wars, but damn good.)

The Prequels suck. I am also old, they are just shit movies. 

I got a Firefly notification for this?!

And a tragically unfunny "comedy" show.

Popeye is fantastic.  Breaking Away is fantastic.  Paul Dooley was fantastic in both

Okay, I was today years old when I learned Paul Dooley basically created The Electric Company. After watching it I even remember that “fish” sketch they embedded in the article from when I was a wee lad. Holy carp.

WHAAT? Oh man, much as I love Alex Winter’s performance, this would’ve been awesome. 

Seriously. I’m glad it’ll never happen. Chainsaw and Dave forever. 

Agreed, I’m willing to push the goal post because he’s Kurt Russell.

pretty bold of you to claim Dean Cain has a job of entertaining people

I agree with your larger point, but also doesn’t everyone think James Woods should shut up? Surely the thought has to be there in the back their minds. 

Yeah, if there’s one good thing to come out of this idiotic mess we find ourselves in, I’m hoping it’s that I never have to go to a movie theater again. I mean, let’s face it, there’s probably a VERY HIGH correlation between every asshole you’ve ever encountered in a movie theater and people who think wearing a mask…