I’m always a fan of characters who just relentlessly fuck with the other characters and they don’t notice.

The show is being made for people who loved the Peter Jackson films and people who love the books but are open minded enough to know a billion-dollar franchise can’t cater to their niche fantasies and expectations. The producers have already said they are not going to stick to the letter of Tolkien’s timeline because…

MAH GOD! DAME JUDY DENCH HAS THROWN A CHAIR ON STAGE

Now this is a story all about how my award show slap-turned upside-down!

See, to me, it’s not about the alopecia joke at all. It’s about the open marriage joke earlier in the night from Regina Hall. And the even funnier open marriage joke Rebel Wilson made at the BAFTAs last week. And the dozens of open marriage jokes made over the last few years. But Will Smith can’t hit female comics, or…

SO edgy, SO shocking, to make a joke about someone with alopecia.  Oh wait...alopecia is the main cause of hair loss for people across the globe...and dudes get made fun of it all day every day and nobody gives a shit...and its not an illness...  Is it mean?  Sure.  Does it warrant *literally assaulting someone*?  No,…

when you someone eat it

”...when asked if him and Reitman every discussed the role.”

Your eye-rolling, over-it-already distaste for this makes me hope it ends up being my favorite thing in the world. Wonder if the post-mass-layoff AV Club will be this quick to tell me how I should feel about everything.

Yeah, Dale is too smart to be a Trump follower.

Yeah, people got it backwards when they say Dale would go QAnon. He’d view them as a bunch of posers. But Peggy? Oh she’d fall for that shit in a heartbeat.

Wait, the Tuskans were the sand people? All this time I thought they were two separate groups. Mostly because that’s how little I care about Tatooine.

Seriously, Lucasfilm, there are other planets! Literally hundreds of thousands of other planets because that’s how a galaxy works. In A New Hope Luke was desperate to…

That’s the opposite of weird.

Is Jon or Odie in the movie too? How about Nermal?

Still haven’t seen NWH. But it’s probably because that movie is a lot more fun than his two Spider-Man movies. 

A lot of anti-mask/anti-vaccines people are looking to move to Florida. My brother in law was just telling me yesterday how he wants to go there or Arizona because of “his Freedom”

Doing a standup tour in Florida right now seems like a guaranteed way to get Covid to me. That’s a possible factor too.

Actually I thought you were talking Coops but I see what you mean and agree.

In all of my pop culture years, I never made the connection between Boba Fett and the Rocketeer - guess Johnston likes helmeted characters with rocket packs.