After the hubbub about Hank Azaria’s Apu, is there any way that Toby Huss can play Khan? Or was the problem that Apu was a too stereotypical and cartoonish portrayal of an Indian person in a menial position? I’ve been around people from India and Pakistan who sound kind of like Apu, but I’ve been around Southeast…

Good on him, although I have to say I was never a fan, so I’m not particularly sorry to see him go.

Haha, I tried to post that GIF, but it wouldn’t do it, so I just said fuck it.

Seriously, they could have had him be a, you know, bounty hunter, except that this time he’s aligned with the good guys (although he still hates Jedis), atoning for past crimes by rounding up Imperial war criminals and other bounty hunters who were aligned with the Empire. Traveling to all corners of the galaxy doing…

Why do I get the feeling that Robert Rodriguez “directed” this episode via Skype while also simultaneously directing Spy Kids 9 or whatever number they’re on?

That speeder chase was like watching a Rascal scooter race.  I’m embarrassed for them that they put that out for public consumption.

And then he saw her feet, and everything changed.

I was Garfield was in the movie.  “I hate Mondays.”

That’s because the Spider-Man movies he was in were pretty bad.

Frozen take:  Let it go.

I know, he’s so goddamned oppressed, right?Move to Florida! Rise up and shake off the shackles of liberal oppression!

The special, as in standup special, and shot as in filmed, is what it sounds like to me.

Seriously.  We vacationed in Florida this past summer, ate at outdoor places, and if we had to go into stores we masked up and did it as quickly as we could and got out.  I saw hundreds of people, and, like, 4 masks.

As I think you’re aware, I was referring to Cohen. Cooper’s eyes are perfectly fine. My daughter says he looks like an elf, the Tolkien kind. Andy Cohen’s eyes are just like one big black dot. I had a terrier that had black eyes like that, and my brother-in-law used to joke that it meant he had no soul. So now I…

It’s cool, the hand signs Freddie is flashing just mean he’s into “PW”—Pro Wrestling.

He makes me uncomfortable. His eyes unnerve me; the pupils are just black dots, like doll (cue Quint: “Lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes…”). It’s like he has no soul.  Just creeps me out.

And Han Solo’s blaster was a modified broomhandle Mauser pistol, which was the weapon wielded by the Rocketeer.

I don’t remember the trailer for Spider-Man 2, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t show much, if anything, of the most Raimi-ish thing in any of his Spider-Man movies, which was the scene where Doc Ock’s arms horrifically murder everyone in the operating room.

BRB, gotta go update the Kristin Davis Wikifeet page.

Initially, Baldwin’s lawyers used their knowledge of the law…