The series needs to end on Clint and Kate walking into the Barton house as the family is getting ready for Christmas dinner. Music cue: “Every Time You Go Away”. The kids excitedly hug Clint. Laura and Kate exchange a glance, and Kate says “Hello, Mrs. Barton,” to which Laura replies, “Hello, Miss Bishop.” Then…

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You know why?  It was out of respect.

Wow, this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race looks like the wildest one yet!

I’ll read a recap of an episode of a show I have zero interest in or chance of actually watching, but just want confirmation that I’m correct in my prejudices.  For instance, this one.

He has vibes of probably being a prick in real life, but he has such a great line delivery and world-weariness as Hawkeye that he’s one of my favorite Avengers, despite the jokes about him being a useless guy with a bow and arrow and no powers. And his “you’re an Avenger” speech is the top moment in Age of Ultron.

That really reminded me of the parts in Ghost Dog when Ghost Dog, who doesn’t understand French, and his best friend, the ice cream vendor who speaks only French, would be talking with no way of understanding each other, but one would repeat what the other just said in his own language, because they were just so in…

I read that as “in his pants” and it still worked.

When I first saw that upper left image I thought it was Dave Chappelle and Supa DJ Dmitry from Deee-lite (or maybe Clifton Collins, Jr.).

I’m not making this shit up.

I almost forgot about this, but not long after the original incident happened and the subsequent controversy, my kid was watching the Netflix show A Little Help With Carol Burnett, which is a kids’ show where famous people and regular people come on and tell about a problem they’re having, and a group of cute kids…

It is a good point.  He’s still a full-of-shit hoaxer.

Back when the songwriting process was something like this:

That was a very George Costanza move.  But hell yeah, he’s a young guy, he’s made no commitments to Comfrey, and she’s obviously only going out with him to get back at Kendall, so why not see if he can move up the dating ladder?

He probably had a group text earlier with Gerri and Logan, and he got the two texts confused.

The most likely way something like that would happen would be if Roman, Logan, and Gerri had been part of a group text, and Roman got the group text confused with his one-on-one text with Gerri. I know it’s easy to do because I’ve nearly done it. Not a dick pick, because no, but I’ve nearly replied to a group text,…

I’ve come to the conclusion that, other than Logan, Shiv really is the worst Roy. She is a total sociopath and seems to lack any kind of soul. As wretched as Roman can be, I at least get the sense that he has some core of morality or feeling in there somewhere, which he hides behind a wall of amoral smartassedness.

It’s only horror if Jordan Peele is his next-door neighbor.

I like Moss, but her default acting facial expression seems to be “I think I’m gonna throw up.”

Ferrell was quoted as saying: