Shameless corporate shilling?  How much is that in shameless corporate sixpence?

He chose. . .poorly.

“My old piece-of-shit movie is much better than this new piece-of-shit movie!”

He was also quoted as saying, “On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”

In the Happy Days universe, it is like 2005 now.

The fact that a little short, slightly snebbishy Jewish guy could make the world believe that he was the coolest Eye-talian on the face of the Earth proves that Henry Winkler is as cool as the Fonz.

Shaving one’s mustache and putting on glasses is apparently the perfect disguise, because without any other information, I would have had no clue who that was.

Was his dad a commandant in charge of a POW camp in WWII, and taught him everything he knew?  Jesus fuck.

1. This guy sounds like a complete piece of shit to this day.

One of the Lokis is a goddamn alligator. If our Loki fucked it, in no way could it be construed as incest, it would be bestiality. And another one of the Lokis is a huge black guy, so obviously there is a huge amount of genetic variation in what constitutes a “Loki,” and perhaps the only ones who are genetic…

God bless those Redneck Avengers.

Yeah, I listen to the Underground Garage a lot, although I haven’t been able to catch Drew Carey’s show that often.  I know the Mighty Manfred, he used to work at Wuxtry Records in Atlanta and Athens.

Well, acting is more universal because most people like movies. Most people like music, too, but music taste is more personal, so I’m sure there’s plenty of people who don’t give a fig about Tom Petty’s music, or even hate it, but are okay with Tom Hanks movies. For instance, I don’t like Cher’s music, but I think…

I basically make it a habit not to keep up with the Qanon folks.

Seriously, I could see someone being ambivalent or saying “Yeah, he’s alright, I guess” about Hanks, but how can anybody outright dislike him?  It seems impossible.  It’s like disliking Mr. Rogers, or even the concept of human decency.

That was a pretty solid set of what they used to call “beach music,” but I have never been able to stand the Cyrkle’s “Red Rubber Ball”, so points off for that. Overall, I’d rather listen to Tom Petty’s Buried Treasures on Sirius XM for semi-obscure ‘50s and ‘60s gems. When he died I was more upset about there not…

I hope that one day they can fix whatever is broken inside of you.

I stopped reading at “water chestnuts.” Weird that he mentioned that first, because water chestnuts are at best an afterthought, and at worst completely useless and gross. If he actually likes water chestnuts, he truly is The Worst Chris.

Does John C. Reilly do color commentary for Padres games?  Because I swear to god that sounded like John C. Reilly.

• “I have lovely testicles, but actually, you know, I don’t know if they are that big...it’s an illusion.”