I’ve seen more elegant resignation letters in my time, but I like your spirit, Allison.

13-year-old cousin?  Goodness gracious.

Just checked HBO Max on my Android TV, and the fast forward and rewind worked just fine, and no other issues. I’ve still had way more issues with Hulu, which often forced me to switch over to my AppleTV, which is so old it doesn’t support newer apps like HBO Max.

By the way, the Ringo Starr song was a cover of an old Johnny Burnette song from the fifties, when the majority of rock and pop songs were about teenage love. The general understanding is that the singer is a proxy for the teen audience and singing from their perspective, so we’re not supposed to believe that the…

The original cover of that Scorpions Virgin Killer album, yikes. Might be better not to even google it.

So he was a Nazi after all.

Yes?  We’re waiting.

Please be aware: The word is “canon” and none of these characters is actually real. Blame the writers if you want to blame someone, but I’ll just imagine that these purely imaginary characters were more appropriately aged when they fucked, and continue enjoying Indiana Jones.  It’s really easy if you try.

—The A.V. Club

—The A.V. Club

Or even not so secretly.

Seriously?  God, that’s fucked up.

I never really had any issues with the HBO Max app until recently. I’ve always had more issues with the Hulu app on the same TV (green lines on the bottom of the screen, or it would glitch out when coming back from commercial and just go to a black screen but you can still hear audio). Most of the glitches seemed to…

I never took “I was a child” to mean that she was literally a child, but just that Marion was a college-age teenager (say, 18 or 19), and he was 8 or 10 years older.  So she still felt like a kid in comparison to him, the older man.

It’s not just AppleTV because for the past few days I’ve noticed the inability to fast forward on my Android smart TV app.

I definitely did not know that.

Tra la!

LOVE THE LAKE! HATE THE DRAKE!

HATE THE DRAKE!

Aw man, he’s involved with The French Dispatch? Oh well, still watching it. I look at it as Wes Anderson’s good vibes offsetting Rudin’s bad ones to some degree.