I don’t know if he’s had dental work done, but J.K. Simmons sounds weird on the most recent Farmer’s Insurance commercials. A bit like Sylvester the Cat.

Unfortunately the title Hacks is already taken.

Except that this is a thread on an article about the Annie Murphy show Kevin Can F**k Himself. So, again, what in the fuck are you talking about?

What in the fuck are you talking about? And aren’t you that person that everybody hates?

I’ll just say it, it’s because Erin was known as being a ho (whether she had turned pro or not), so Frank rightly felt that any extracurricular attention given to her would be interpreted as something improper, even if it was completely innocent.  I still think he was getting some, though.

“Oh no! Promootheus!”

Joshua Alston: “I was shocked at the reveal that Ryan Reynolds was Erin’s murderer.”

And when I saw it, I had been given a heads up by a friend who saw it early to stay all the way until the end of the credits. I loved the shawarma scene, and my favorite part of it was that as they’re sitting there silently eating, Banner chuckles softly to himself like he just remembered something. I think he was…

Well, like they say, there’s no accounting for taste. I wouldn’t piss on the X-Men franchise if it was on fire. Not that they’re bad movies, and X2 in particular is good, it’s just that something about the X-Men in general doesn’t do it for me.

“And Hulk...smash.” And Hulk’s grin.

Yep. I truly hadn’t felt that kind of elation coming out of a movie theater since seeing Return of the Jedi when I was 12.  It was the exact same joyful feeling.

Maybe on her next show she can portray a character called Philomena Phuck and the show’s title can be For Phuck’s Sake.

Really, Super Saiyan Blue + Kaioken? No kidding!

What if they retconned Frigga’s name to be “Martha”?

I just assumed he flew with Stormbreaker in the same manner he flew with Mjolnir, getting dragged behind it. But he went from being a “normal” man (with stunning good looks, a chiseled body, and world-class hand-to-hand combat skills) when stripped of Mjolnir, to not needing it to summon lightning and whoop the…

Sounds awful, hate the “Ooh, we’re so edgy on basic cable” title, but it stars Annie Murphy so I’m in.

My assumption is that despite the blurring of technology and magic in Asgardian doodads, Odin was tapping into the same dark energy that powers Dr. Strange’s sorcery, so as far as Supes is concerned, it’s magic and he’s vulnerable to it. Therefore a slug from Mjolnir would hurt and do damage in a way that Thor just…

So who would win in a battle between Superman and Thor? I’d have to give the edge to Thor, since his powers are magical and all, and he basically kicked Hulk’s ass without the benefit of having an enchanted weapon. But I guess it ultimately comes down to “who the writers want to win this time.”

I know!

CHRIS ELLIOTT IS A GOD DAMN NATIONAL TREASURE.