“The Hulk actor’s...”

Is that the fucking Dreamcast logo?

I’d say they’re neck and neckbeard.

And yet entirely predictable.

So 90 to 95% of all recorded storytelling throughout the history of mankind isn’t doing it for ya, huh?

I always imagine there being a cigar-chomping chief of the AV Club.

...reveals its culprit

Jesus Christ.  Last week it was completely missing the fact that Jean Smart’s character was the “other woman” and now this.

This.

MEL BROOKS IS FROM NEPAL?!

Exactly. The reason any of these things has collector’s value is that most people (kids) who bought them played with—or read—them, threw them in a book bag, etc.

The 67-Year-Old Virgin

“This bothers you?”

Smallville used to raise the same questions because they would sometimes jaunt off to Metropolis like it was nothing more than a day trip, if that.

It’s a testament to his greatness, given how memorable he was in that movie with only like 40 seconds of screen time.

The Heidi Klum Fiona is doing more for me than it should be.

The use of the word “spread” reminds me of back when Pee-wee Herman was on The Tonight Show with Joan Rivers hosting (this would be post-Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, pre-Pee-wee’s Playhouse and scandal). He said, “I’m gonna be in Playgirl magazine, I’m doing a photo...uh...a photo...”

“Betty’s arch-nemesis” is the character mentioned previously as “the Lahey boy,” the constant thorn in Betty’s side. His mom’s name is Kathy Lahey. In no way is Mare Betty’s “arch-nemesis.”  Joshua totally boned it.

I have a feeling that in the last 30 seconds of the finale, after Mare finally seems happy for once, she is unexpectedly shot and killed, and then we see Colin’s mom standing there holding a gun.

I know. I just stopped reading right there. That’s just fucking embarrassing. Even if you misheard the name (and at first I wasn’t sure who he was talking about when he said the name), it’s quite obvious from Mare’s and Mare’s mom’s reactions that Mare’s mom was the “other woman.”