Who is this wowthisisanewlow, did Trump set up a Kinja burner account?  

Okay, I watched a few On Cinemas, and I laughed.  It reminds me of some of the deadpan bits Chris Elliott would do with Letterman.  I like Tim Heidecker now!

I haven’t seen that, so I’ll check it out.  Appreciate it.

I don’t un-grey greys, because I’m cool like that.

I...guess?

I admit I probably haven’t given him a fair shake, and I may have missed the good stuff, but I’ve yet to see anything of his that made me so much as chuckle. I’ll give Beef House a shot.

Oh, yeah, if you dig Heidecker you must be an intellectual powerhouse.  That totally tracks.

Yeah, like thinking Tim Heidecker is funny means you have good taste.

I’m sure it’ll be just as funny as his other stuff, i.e.  not at all.

How in the fuck did someone compare Joe Biden to Mr. Rogers and nobody makes a Mr. McFeely joke? Jesus Christ, the commentariat ain’t what it used to be.

The best description I ever read (an AV Club comment) of Don Jr. is that he looks like the villain of a movie in which the hero is a Golden Retriever.

Vin Di Bona.  I just like saying it.  Vin Di Bona.

He sure showed me!

There was much arguing over it, as Mr. Gunz, ever the fastidious shaver, insisted on naming the newborn child after his favorite razor, the Gillette Trac II.

Thank you for your opinion, weakest link of every group you’ve ever been in.

Niecy Nash keeps asking for an animated episode of Claws until she’s blue in the face!

The first Jack White song reminded me of Liam Lynch’s parody “Fake White Stripes Song”.

I haven’t been since I was a kid, but I still get an endorphin rush just thinking about the Haunted Mansion. Fuck anybody that thinks it isn’t great.