I went to Disney World with my cousins when I was 8, and they wanted to go into It’s a Small World. I just heard the music wafting out from inside, and I was like “Uh, no thanks, you guys go.”

Well, you ride in them, so they’re rides.  Just slow ones.

The Haunted Mansion (the ride) fucking rules.

“It probably isn’t the first person from rock ‘n’ roll who partied after, in that case, a football game or a concert.”

You can get a steak here, daddy-o. Don’t be a

Well...it’s a film adaptation of a popular Broadway musical, so par for the course.

That’s what I thought as well, either he doesn’t have someone feeding him answers through an earpiece, or they’re too busy to actually look at the screen.

Yes, I thought about that too as it was happening. I don’t want to insult George Floyd’s memory by suggesting he was reincarnated as an insect, but maybe his spirit inhabited that fly at the perfect time to make a comment on the horseshit Pence was spewing.

Well, flies are attracted to big piles of shit.

Hey remember back in 2018 how everybody thought 2018 was the worst year ever because celebrities kept dying? Now everybody’s dying.

Fixed that for ya.

I was Facebook friends with a guy a few years ago because he was friends with a couple of people I know IRL who don’t know each other. After a while I started hearing things about the ProudBoys, he started talking about going to meetings and stuff. He’d post pictures, and I did see a black guy here and a Hispanic…

I don’t even know what this is, I just came here for the feet comments.

I honestly don’t know much about his personal life other than he is or was dating Rosario Dawson.  Unless there’s some other things about his personal life I don’t know, I assume you mean that would be a liability because the opposition would say he was (literally) “in bed with the Hollyweird elite.”

Cory Booker could have done well, but he’s been caught too many times just making shit up out of whole cloth (“T-Bone”), which makes me distrust him, and which the opposition would take advantage of. It’s not just that he lies, because all politicians lie, but he just lies about stupid shit and then gets caught.  Most…

It’s sad, but I don’t think any of the other Democratic candidates would win against Trump. Bernie would not win. Warren would not win. Klobuchar, Buttigieg, are you kidding? Mathematically the ticket with the best chance of winning was Biden/Harris, and I actually predicted well over a year ago that that’s how it…

God, that season was dire. Lovitz really was the only bright spot, and even then they made him lean so heavily on the Tommy Flanagan character that I really started to get sick of him. I much more enjoyed him as Evelyn Quince in “Tales of Ribaldry,” and my favorite Annoying Man. “You don’t have to yell.”

Well, I was laughing at home. I remember watching it when it first aired and I thought it was brilliant.

I remember finding him alternately funny and annoying early on, but he eventually won me over once the cheerleader thing died down.  His Harry Caray Jr. interviewing Jeff Goldblum is still one of the funniest things ever.

Yeah, I really don’t care about it, do U? I’m too caught up in Presidential Death Watch 2020. Of course, it’s not going to happen, because: