Did you ever hear of the Chicago 7? That was me.  And six other guys.  

It stands for Boy, They Suck!

I always think it’s something like the BTK Killer. “BTS? Bind, Torture....Slay?”

Welp, guess I’ll be renewing that Disney+ subscription for another year. I love the premise, but Kathryn Hahn? Sold!

For some reason I always thought this was a remake of John Cassavetes’ last movie, starring Peter Falk and Alan Arkin. I’ve never seen either movie, guess that explains why.

I mean disrespect. They suck.

I mainly enjoy this because Judas is a bearded, business-suited Hans Gruber-type villain.  “Congratulations, you’re alive.”

Trailer’s out!

I’m sure this has been asked before, but which one did Master Pandemonium wipe with, and which one did he jerk off with?  And were they the same one?  Because that would just not be fair.

Blanche Devereaux in a reboot of The Golden Girls.

Well, she has always been pretty much typecast in the same kinds of roles, such as “young sexpot” or “middle-aged sexpot” or “upper-middle-aged sexpot.”

Yeah, I guess it wasn’t really a “joke” per se, but more of a glib, sarcastic comment.

Except Matthew was a nice guy, and Andy Dick is a fucking asshole who joked about being responsible for Phil Hartman’s death by getting Phil’s wife fucked up on drugs again.

That’s cool, and something you don’t see too often, how a superhero’s physical fitness when they’re powered down affects their transformed state. That storyline reminds me of a feature in the old Superman Family comics called “Mr. & Mrs. Superman”. It was neatly drawn by Kurt Schaffenberger and featured the Earth-2…

Much obliged.

Comics experts: Can She-Hulk de-hulkify herself? I never read the comics very much, but I always assumed she was stuck that way, i.e., permanently hulked-out, but compensated for it by retaining her intelligence and personality.

She-Hulk, He-Hulk and We-Hulk

The good news is that he didn’t blind the man, he had previously injured his eye in combat. But going back before that, there’s a couple of instances of his throwing rocks at black schoolchildren while shouting “Kill the n———s!” when he was around 15. I’d like to think that he’s truly redeemed himself since then,…

Touché.

So when is Chris Messina going to be starring in a Jeffrey Epstein biopic?  If such a thing is going to happen, he’s the guy to play him.