Given the body count of the various Jurassic Park/World attempts, what parents are going to send their kids to this place to be potential dino meals? <JerrySeinfeld>Who are these people?!</JerrySeinfeld>

You do NOT. FUCK. With the space-time continuum.

Huh, really.  I always had the impression that it was just an origin story. Like I said, I haven’t read much about it, just seen the trailers, and that’s been a while.

When did Sandler turn into a ‘70s G.I. Joe?

I haven’t read anything about the plot, just that it’s a prequel.  My hope is that maybe it’s a well-kept plot twist that Natasha is actually trapped inside the Soul Stone, and that it is allowing her to relive a pivotal point in her life to prove her worth and atone for past sins, and at the end she wakes up, and…

Are you saying that she loves Mediterranean food or that she’s a Pain In The Ass? Because I’m willing to entertain both theories.

Surely she was going to kill the dogs first before skinning them.

Oh, so like any middle manager.

Do people really see Nurse Ratched as evil?  I mean, yes, she’s the antagonist to our “hero” McMurphy, and she is cold and unlikable, but is she really “evil”?

That’s fantastic.

The thing is, all the qualities that made him annoying as Anakin (which was sadly not helped by the dialogue written for him)—the whininess, petulance, and insecurity—were perfect for Stephen Glass—who was annoying, but he was supposed to be annoying.

Sarsgaard was great in that too.

You know, that actually does make me feel a little better.  Thanks!

Well, I think they were going for a gender-swapped She’s All That, but yeah.

“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!  YOU THINK YOU’RE ALL THAT, DON’TCHA?  WELL, YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

1. Popular “TikTok influencer” who is a millionaire.

That reminds me of that one episode on Andy Richter Controls the Universe where they thought Byron was seeing a prostitute, but it turned out he was just paying her to change his bandages.

That reminds me, I watched Phantasm for the first time with my dad on the CBS Late Movie when I was 10, and it scared the fuck outta me. Scarred for life. But I loved it.

I think I was 8 when this came out, and the commercial scared the crap outta me. The only thing that scared me worse around that time was the commercial for Magic, with that damn dummy. 

I want Droogie Howser, M.D.  Viddy well...