Kanye could probably scrape together $90,000 just reaching down between the couch cushions.

If that was all I knew about him, I’d have said the same thing. That said, the thing I mentioned is really the only negative thing I know about him. It’s not like he has decades’ worth of gross/creepy/shitty things he’s done or said, like, say, Sean Penn or Mel Gibson.  As far as I can tell, Crudup keeps his nose…

Left Mary-Louise Parker, when she was 7 months pregnant with his kid, to shack up with Claire Danes; yeah, cool guy.

I like Callen as “Coach Mellor” on The Goldbergs.

It’s dark as a dungeon

It’s dark as a dungeon, damp as the dew

Facebook is just the fucking worst, I hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it. [Two minutes later] Well, it’s been two minutes, let’s see what’s new on Facebook.

He’s so badass that they put him with the fourth graders because the first through third graders just couldn’t handle it.

First of all, fuck this guy. Second of all, is he a private eye? No? Then he needs a new fucking name or to open a detective agency.

She doesn’t really strike me as a nice person so much as a “this is me being nice” person.

In light of this news, I will continue my boycott of Ellen, which has been in place for the entirety of the show’s existence. Actually, it’s not a boycott so much as it is a complete ambivalence combined with working during the day.

Yep, I watched that one a couple of months ago, with my kids, and they liked it a lot. What other underappreciated pre-career-resurgence Murray vehicles are there? Scrooged? I make a point to watch it every Christmas, and it isn’t perfect, but I’ll be damned if the scene with the homeless people and Murray’s…

I watched this a couple of years ago for the first time since the early ‘90s, and it was as enjoyable as I’d remembered. Definitely an underrated entry in Murray’s catalog.

The anti-mutant mania in the X-Men movies is an aspect of the series that always gotten on my nerves. They ostensibly exist in the Marvel superhero universe where other metahumans exist (even if we don’t see them), right? But you don’t really see that kind of attitude from the public in other Marvel (meaning…

What a shmendrick.

Perry...lets some striking, surreal background images—circus-by-way-of-Alice-In-Wonderland—do most of the visual work for her.

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In a VAN down by the RIVER?

She lives in a van and her name is Wilder, so I’m just going to call her Van Wilder.

The new series will be narrated by Eddie Steeples*.