Alleged comedian.

No, not really.

Well, they’re sure as shit not getting any of mine.

The band formerly known as Lady Antebellum has announced that, in light of this development, they have decided to change their name again. They will make a portmanteau of their original name, taking the “La” from “Lady” and “Bell” from “Antebellum”, adding an e on the end (in reference to “southern belle”), resulting…

Wait, there’s still an HBO Now?  I thought HBO Max was a direct replacement for it?  I suppose HBO Now still exists on those streaming platforms that don’t have an agreement for HBO Max, but if that’s the case, it doesn’t seem right that they should charge the same as HBO Max even though it doesn’t have as much…

Yes, he’s David Tennant with Bell’s Palsy.

I guess “Lady Reconstruction” didn’t hit the right note either.

I’ll bet Gimp mask sales are skyrocketing.

I thought the most accurate Vietnam war film ever made was Lee Donowitz’s Coming Home in a Body Bag.

[Takes Dino Ironbody aside] She’s in a coma.

I didn’t have a whole lot of a familiarity with the source material, so I wasn’t sure how much I was going to like it, but since I got HBO Max I’ve been making my way through the first season and really enjoying it.

Matt Lauer can suck it. The only worthwhile thing about the Land of the Lost movie, by the way, a sentiment I could truly get behind. Always despised that motherfucker.

Speaking of Wreck-It Ralph, I very much enjoyed Merida’s “Disney princess” cameo in Ralph Breaks the Internet (never understood why they didn’t just call it Ralph Wrecks the Internet, but oh well) where she has such a thick Scottish brogue that no one can understand what the fuck she’s saying.

Once in a blue moon something will remind me of Wonder Showzen, and I’ll think, “Wow, did that show even really exist?” And I own the entire series on DVD!

Wildcat. Wild...cat. Pwow ch pooo wildcat........I’m gonna go.

I like the part where a shirtless Bill Burr has a fistfight with Harrison Ford next to a running propeller plane.

Maybe Pamela Adlon will give her a call.

Looking at it on my phone, which is what I do 95% of the time, I don’t even get the benefit of slides. Everything loads as one continuous page and crashes well before it can load all the way. 

I MADE IT, GUYS! I MADE IT TO THE COMMENTS SECTION! HAHAHA *gasp* [collapses and dies]

They should do it at a Cap’n D’s.