I did not know that Paul Zaloom was still doing the Beakman thing. That’s good to hear.

Get a good look, Costanza?

I wouldn’t even say she’s absurdly powerful, and I doubt she’s anywhere near indestructible. Powerful, sure. Mr. Incredible is the one who charges headlong, depending on his nigh-invulnerability to save him. Helen acts like someone who knows she isn’t invulnerable, although she’s certainly tough. Her…

Not surprising, he’s an arteest.

The “I Watch Dallas” app hadn’t been so overloaded since they myriad reports of the shooting of J.R. Ewing back in 1980.

I love all the Incredibles, but Helen Parr is easily in my top 5 superheroes of all time. You know how they have those stupid polls on Facebook, “Pick Your Superhero Team” or whatever? I’m just like, “Whichever one Helen Parr is on.”

Or how about The Illusionist and The Prestige, two 2006 movies I have always gotten confused.

It seems like it’s always goddamn monkeys. I remember when the AIDS panic happened in the mid-80s, there were stories going around that it started because Haitians (no idea why them, specifically—easy target?) were committing interspecies sodomy with monkeys.

I don’t know if this is significant, but there was a bearded, scar-faced man with an eyepatch and a turban riding a motorcycle nearby. The turban was red and said “MAGA” on it.

“You got him?”

I think I’ve seen it on my AppleTV and completely ignored it, like 90% of the apps on my AppleTV.

It looks like one of those weird children’s films made by Herschell Gordon Lewis.

The release date was set a year ago. Of course, they didn’t have to go through with it, and I get what you’re saying, but there’s a lot of people self-isolated at home right hungry for new (and newish) content to watch.

No. You get all the content that was created expressly for HBO Max, plus all the stuff like TCM, DC Universe, Studio Ghibli, Boomerang (although I don’t think they call it that), etc.

HBO Max isn’t replacing HBO Go, from what I understand, because HBO Go is strictly for HBO cable subscribers. It is a direct replacement for HBO Now. I’ve heard that HBO Max isn’t working on Roku and maybe some other devices, but it works fine on my Sony Smart TV with Android. My problem was that I couldn’t find it…

Alright, since you’re here, and you have insight, I have a question that I always ponder. How do holidays work for sanitation workers? Yesterday was Memorial Day, of course, and there was no garbage pickup, so the garbage pickup gets moved to the next day. The sanitation workers got that day off, but then they’re a…

I’m gonna bring you down with me, you lousy, lyin’ pig, you and Charles Van fucking Doren!

In the ‘80s “HBO” stood for “Hey, that BMX movie’s On!”

So do you!

Nicholson being in a movie won’t make me watch it, but I will say that I won’t watch a movie with Diane Keaton in it if I can help it.