Not being a fan of red pizza sauce if it’s used in any way other than sparingly, I’d rather have none at all than a shitload.

I’m not even sure that’s Photoshop.  It looks like someone did that in Microsoft Paint.

But PETA likes him, which is probably the first sign that he shouldn’t be taken seriously.

I never played RC Pro Am, but I was always a big fan of Re-Volt for the Dreamcast.  It was fun but hard as fuck.

I had literally never heard of the movie until Renee Zellweger won the award for best actress, but I’m sure that now all I’m going to hear everywhere is “Ju-dy, Ju-dy, Ju-dy!”

Can’t say it ever bothered me, either. I also can’t say with any certainty that I’ve ever actually heard it.

“Now here’s an oldie but a goodie, it’s called ‘Peace Sells...But Who’s Buying?’! A-one-two-three-four!” CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-WOWW-WOWW-WEEDILY-DEEDILY-SQUEEDILY-DOOOOO

It now occurs to me that “Teri ‘n’ Tino” would have been better.

I didn’t get it either. I’m guessing he just misspoke and meant to say she was the girlfriend, not that she had a girlfriend. Or maybe the guest and the girlfriend were both on the show, like in a walk-on appearance.

Yes, you don’t remember?  Their couple name was “Teri-Tino.”

Of course, you’re right, although I don’t even remember what the sets looked like. It’s just guilt by association, and right in the first paragraph. 

Since her early days designing stage shows for Pee-wee Herman and David Byrne, production designer Barbara Ling has specialized in creating heightened fantasy worlds.

Doctors and nurses are around fever.

I think maybe that’s the sweets and not brushing.

I know a lot of people are saying “What’s the point?”, given the events of Endgame, but this looks really good to me. If it were up to me, this movie would be Natasha reliving a crucial time of her life while she’s trapped in the Soul Stone, although that would only be hinted at, and her handling of the events will…

She’s still technically beautiful in that photo, but kind of morose looking, and not attractive to me. Not that she was put here on this earth for the pleasure of my male gaze or anything, I’m just saying that’s the least Rose Byrne-looking picture of Rose Byrne I’ve ever seen. If Rose Byrne got replaced with a…

She’s a two-face!  Yama hama...

Me: “Rose Byrne is very attractive and vivacious. No one could ever make me think otherwise.”

Um. . .thanks?

My god, I couldn’t read two pages of Atlas Shrugged without passing out due to sheer boredom. Ayn Rand’s execrable philosophy was the most interesting thing about it. Her world feels airless and completely divorced from any kind of reality. New York City feels like a place where four people live. As a…