Let’s Go to Prison is one of those movies where I say, “It ain’t good, but it ain’t bad.”  It was my introduction to Michael Shannon, and he was so convincingly menacing that I thought he must be some ex-con guy who came up hard and then reformed himself and got into acting.

That was hilarious, but the Soul Man bit would have worked better in my opinion if they had used that with the scene where Vader is telling the commander in charge of the second Death Star construction that the Emperor is displeased with his lack of progress.  Great stuff overall, though.

I don’t have time to watch it right now, but just tell me, does this have the part from Soul Man where he says, “If you have to work twice as hard as these little white shits then you damn well better work TWICE as HARD.”  It better.

Is this the one with the Berenstein Bears or the Berenstain Bears?

Joe Perry’s already got the jump on the “Babu Frik mustache” bandwagon.

Jesus Christ, how bad a musician do you have to be to not be good enough to play with fucking Aerosmith?

Right...the “handle”.  Gotcha.

Why, exactly, did you need to read this Rasputin biography one-handed? And on the train, no less.

Did anybody else see the lede image and think they were making a gender-switched remake of The Silence of the Lambs with “Jamey Gumb”, aka “Buffalo Billie”, stalking “Clarence Starling”?

Allison Janney with Mary Tyler Moore hair in a Girl Scouts troop leader uniform. Welp, there’s a turn-on I didn’t realize I had.

Just please, for the love of god, no adult-contempo unplugged renditions of “Baby, I Love Your Way.”  Or any kind of renditions, actually.

Batman: The Brave & The Bold Aquaman or GTFO.

Same here, but he just made that up and recorded it on his cellphone while sitting on the couch, whaddaya want?

Yes, although I was thinking of something less Matrix-y.

It would be a slow motion cockfight with the moves called out, natch.

It probably bothers me more because it reminds me of something I’m slightly self-conscious of in myself. Although I don’t have an underbite, my top and bottom teeth just meet too perfectly in the front. It’s not that noticeable because my lower teeth don’t show when I smile unless I force a weird grin like…

Loved him in Zodiac. “Hey ‘Bullitt’! You gonna catch this fuckin’ guy or what?!”

G-g-giddyup!

I know he can’t help it (actually, he could, because he’s got the money), but I find his underbite and grimace-smile very off-putting. I can’t blame him for not getting his bite fixed, though, because my bite is too perfect and when I was a teenager the orthodontist wanted to break my jaw and set it back, and I was…

I’ve enjoyed the first two episodes so far, but what drove me nuts about the first episode was the Stephen King “it’s a small town, so everybody knows each other by their first names” thing. Okay, so Bateman knows the homicide detective because he coached his kid in Little League, but when Bateman got in a cab…