Although having Hula-Hula as a sidekick does tie in nicely with Sandler’s usual thing of “Let’s set the movie in Hawaii for no goddamn other reason than that I’d like to spend the next couple of months in Hawaii.”

Naw, Kevin James as Woozy Winks!

This is my personal ranking, and it happens to be dead-on balls accurate.  Okay, #9 is a joke, but you get my point.

As someone who actually lives in Atlanta, where we often feel like we’re experiencing two seasons within a single day, I at first took that headline far too literally. “Really? What will they be called? ‘Sprinter’? ‘Summerall’? ‘Hotter than the devil’s nutsack’?”

You know what’s going to happen, the east coast and west coast episodes are going to form a bitter rivalry, complete with diss tracks, escalating until someone gets shot.

I took it as a dig at Lucas, even though the things he changed in the OT weren’t “bad,” but to him they were.

| ...but that’s the what we got and there’s no way for anyone to go back and change bad things in a Star Wars movie. |

Also, a lot of them seem to be masks of old people faces, and the natural reaction of the person seeing them is to go “Bleh, old person,” and quickly look away lest they continue to be reminded of their own mortality.

Well, she says she will when she won’t, uh uh, Honeydon’t.

Disney: “ONLY a THIRD?! GOD DAMMIT!”

I can say that, having recently been subjected by my kids to Mary Poppins Returns umpteen goddamn times, I am happy to see Emily Blunt in something where she’s not “singing.” You can’t see air quotes (well, AlienJesus can, but the rest of you can’t), so I had to type them out.

Is Katie under 30?

2020: “Awkwafina” is still a stupid name.

WTF?  I went through that whole list and I don’t see any shows about a dude in a Beach Boys shirt.

Mel Brooks as Yogurt doing the Yogurt doll voice. “May da Schwarz be wid you!”

“...Waititi’s comic timing as a director is unparalleled...”

I love that scene where Rocky is being interviewed on TV while he’s working out in a slaughthouse, pummeling the hanging sides of beef. Apollo Creed is in his office, wheeling and dealing and making telephone calls, while his manager watches Rocky on TV and sees how hard he can hit and the hunger in his eyes, and a…

That’s because they’re New York cops, duh, not LA doofuses.

Stephen Glass writes a fake story about it.

I call it Star Wars: The Rise of Grunberg. Not only a speaking role, but multiple scenes.