My kids have watched Daddy Day Care about 400 times each. Yes, Eddie Murphy is America’s Dad, at least in my household.

“I motherfucking am the motherfucking shore motherfucking patrol, motherfucker!”

I hope he doesn’t get some of those prison tattoos, he’ll never be able to get a straight job again.

That made me laugh.  Goddammit.

Make them think about how much their worldview is based on nothing but FEAR, that always steams them up.

I agree, that’s why I mentioned The Wrestler, it got to me.

Bummer, but I’m more bummed that the A.V. Club didn’t post an R.I.P. for Roy Loney.

Reef Break?  That’s what I call it, too. “Whoa, it’s 4:20, time for a reef break!”

“Coitus?”

“My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.”

Stupid.

That’s a man’s fedora (the bow is on the left), and that’s cool because it’s the 2010s-almost-the-2020s and we’re above such rigid gender classifications now. But nobody should wear a fedora with a feather in it. Tack-y.

Well, shit, look what popped up in my FB feed a little while ago.  Apparently people eat these fucking things.

It looked so irresistible, he just couldn’t help himself.

I’ve never seen it. I think it’s because I sensed that I would probably have a reaction like yours. I hold the unpopular opinion that most of Aronofsky’s films are pretentious mindfuckery hogwash. I liked The Wrestler, but that’s about it.

You said it, man.  Nobody fucks with the AlienJesus.

The soundtracks in Paul Thomas Anderson movies tend to induce severe anxiety in me, and I can’t imagine this movie being as anxiety-inducing as the scene that the writer mentioned from Punch-Drunk Love. All I remember is the feeling of my flesh wanting to jump out of my skin. I saw the movie in the theater when it…

Yeah, all the kids were really well cast, Kurt Russell was absolutely perfect, and with a good script and an able supporting cast including people like Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce Campbell, and Cloris Leachman, it’s a winner. And the first time I saw it, the twist took me totally by surprise. I mean, I knew…

YES. That’s what I came here to say. He was funny in Sky High, and it’s even funnier watching him in it now because he acts exactly the way I would have expected Cousin Greg to have acted in high school.

Fuck this guy, preferably with the bottle his drink was poured out of.